Solar Eclipse Jokes

• Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter before the eclipse!
• How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
• Why was the sun upset with the clouds? They kept throwing shade during the eclipse!
• What's the sun's favorite chocolate? A Milky Way, especially during an eclipse!
• Why couldn't the sun see during the eclipse? It forgot its sunglasses!
• What did the moon bring to the solar eclipse party? A dark sense of humor!
• Why was the sun so confident? It knew it would shine again after the eclipse!
• What do you call a sunburn during an eclipse? A shadow tan!
• Why did the sun go to the dentist? To prepare its bright smile for the eclipse!
• Why was the eclipse a great detective? It could solve any shadow of a doubt!
• What kind of music does the sun listen to? Rock and "eclipse" roll!
• What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space bar during an eclipse!
• Why don't secrets last during an eclipse? Because they always come to light!
• What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic during an eclipse!
• Why did the eclipse go to school? To become a little brighter!
• What did one eclipse say to the other? "Let's make this a regular thing!"
• Why was the eclipse so popular? It had an attractive pull!
• How do you organize a solar eclipse party? You planet!
• What did the sun say to the moon during the eclipse? "Looks like it's my time to shine!"
• Why was the astronomy book sad? It had too many stories about goodbyes during eclipses!